Jon Stewart
Bloodies Hand in DOGE Rant!!!
‘Going to the Hospital’
Revealed
Comedy Central/The Day by day Present
Jon Stewart is bleeding for his artwork, or on this case his anger, over Elon Musk‘s DOGE cuts to authorities spending — dude truly sliced his hand open throughout a ‘Day by day Present’ rant.
Throughout Monday evening’s episode, Jon was going off about Musk shedding 1000’s of presidency workers, and advised — scratch that — STRONGLY advised DOGE ought to be taking purpose on the authorities’s offers with the massive companies of Massive Pharma.
JS labored himself right into a rage, grabbed a “World’s Most Dad” mug he had on the desk and smashed it to smithereens! Nice visible to drive dwelling his level, nevertheless it additionally left him bleeding out.
Because the viewers cheered his assault on pharmaceutical firms, Jon checked out his hand and meekly stated, “I will be going to the hospital quickly.”
He continued his rant for a number of extra minutes — the present should go on — and finally revealed his fingers wrapped in bloody tissue.
Most likely only a flesh wound, although, for the reason that present’s social media is cleverly poking enjoyable at Jon’s DOGE “cuts.”
We do not know if he had Leonardo DiCaprio‘s “Django Unchained” monologue in thoughts when he began his DOGE commentary, however Stewart’s undoubtedly prepared for his bloody close-up, Mr. Tarantino!
