Nikki Glaser has been extensively praised for her flip as host of the 2025 Golden Globes on Sunday night time, throughout which she roasted the celebrities in attendance with out crossing the road. Throughout a morning-after look on The Howard Stern Present, our 2024 Comedian of the Year revealed among the jokes that had been left on the slicing room ground.
Starting from a second Diddy joke to a Hitler point out to a dig at Alec Baldwin, Glaser shared the pitches for jokes that she knew she couldn’t say on CBS and they also had been earmarked for the “Stern file.”
One of many jokes, “That is the final time all of you may be in the identical room collectively till the Diddy trial,” was lower in favor of one other Diddy point out as a result of they determined there might solely be one.
One other would have constructed on her joke about “two-time Holocaust survivor” Adrien Brody for showing in two Holocaust motion pictures, quipping if the actor “might return in time, he would thank child Hitler for his profession.”
Although Glaser “liked” the latter joke, her Gen Z assistant didn’t get it and so she realized, “We’re going to lose a complete era on that joke, after which I’ve stated ‘Hitler’ for nothing.’”
There was additionally a special line about Joker 2 through which she would’ve stated the movie “jogged my memory of when the primary Joker got here out and I used to be within the theaters and I used to be afraid somebody was going to shoot it up. After which throughout Joker 2, I used to be actually hoping they’d.”
She additionally thought of a Luigi Mangione joke: “Glen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought you’d solely be the second-hottest hit man in America?” Nonetheless, Glaser felt that meme had run its course.
There was additionally a dig on the Alec Baldwin Rust capturing: “Michael Keaton was so nice in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. And Alec Baldwin sadly didn’t come again to play a ghost as a result of he was too busy making them.” (In that case, Glaser thought it was “a terrific joke,” however concluded it was “simply too imply.”)
Glaser additionally admitted to flubbing a Ben Affleck joke through which she stated, “Depraved, Queer, Nightbitch — these should not simply phrases Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms.” As initially written, “it was speculated to be ‘when he orgasms’ and I stated ‘after’ and it actually bugged me.”
See extra of the jokes that Glaser omitted beneath, through which she takes cracks at Matt Gaetz, Nicole Kidman, Nicolas Cage, Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, and extra.
— The movie Anora is nominated for 4 awards tonight. It’s been referred to as essentially the most unflinching have a look at intercourse work since Matt Gaetz’s fee historical past.
— The Wild Robotic is nominated tonight. And by that, I imply Nicole Kidman after two white wines.
— Nicolas Cage is right here tonight wanting well-rested after an evening of sleeping in Elvis’ coffin.
— Solely Murders within the Constructing is superb. I believe it’s so cool that legends like Steve Martin, Martin Quick, and Meryl Streep are nonetheless at it. It simply goes to point out you that you simply’re by no means too previous to nonetheless want cash.
— Denzel Washington is right here. The one factor that has satisfied extra middle-aged males they might pull off an earring than Denzel Washington is cocaine. Kate Winslet is so much like cocaine. She’s white. She’s all the time with Leonard DiCaprio, and I can’t wait to seek out her on the afterparty tonight.
— Amy Adams is nominated for her efficiency in Evening Bitch, whereas I used to be completely snubbed for my efficiency in Day Slut.
— Daniel Craig is nominated for his efficiency in Queer, which is a film and never simply what my uncle Chuckie calls Depraved.
— Squid Video games is a present the place folks starve themselves whereas ruthlessly competing for the last word prize. Oh, wait, no, sorry that’s this present.
